For weeks now Faith Skate technicians have been in the laboratory working diligently on the best hand sanitizer the world has ever seen.
Ingredients:
Blessed with the holiest of Alabama’s Cahaba river waters
Swabbed samples from Ben Gilley and James Hardy’s favorite local handrails carefully diluted into liquid form
Sweat extracted from a pair of kneepads worn for years at Competition Skate’s Vert Ramp in Roebuck
Some Miller Light
Some Alcohol
All to make USDA E-3 rated instant hand sanitizer
Refills will be available soon for $3 when customers run out of their Holy Water