For weeks now Faith Skate technicians have been in the laboratory working diligently on the best hand sanitizer the world has ever seen.
Blessed with the holiest of Alabama’s Cahaba river waters
Swabbed samples from Ben Gilley and James Hardy’s favorite local handrails carefully diluted into liquid form
Sweat extracted from a pair of kneepads worn for years at Competition Skate’s Vert Ramp in Roebuck
Some Miller Light
All to make USDA E-3 rated instant hand sanitizer
Refills will be available soon for $3 when customers run out of their Holy Water